Dennis and AnnMaria’s Excellent Adventure Road Trip

I was in Australia a week ago. Yesterday, we went to Puerto Nuevo, Mexico to discuss schools in the Dominican Republic. Why Mexico? Well, it’s a lot closer than the Caribbean and the person we were meeting with lived on the border. Plus, they had deep fried lobster which I had never eaten and it was delicious. Also, margaritas and mariachi.

Do I need to fall off a cliff to get your attention?

Despite doing business in two countries, negotiating with two more and having visited two others within the last week, I’m told I’m boring. I did an instagram live with my lovely daughter, Julia, and she suggested doing drinking games in Las Vegas to liven up our road trip and gain more interest in our company. (You can follow me on instagram here.) When I told her I would consider that but sex tapes were right out, she said, “Ew!” and was so traumatized that she went into her room and refused to come out.

It’s that time of year when no one thinks about school, so we are going on a road trip

Even if I did make a sex tape (relax, Julia, not happening) or fell off a cliff, I don’t think that would be sufficient to get the attention of most teachers and school administrators right now. So, we bowed to the…